its not stalking. its research.
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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