But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
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