You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
Dick very happy bro
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
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