return my video game
Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
love makes seman taste better
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
I had to put my dog down, accidentally outed my brother, and was given a fucking fish sandwich instead of a Big Mac ALL IN ONE DAY! Am I really the person you want to consult for advice? Hhhmmmmmm?
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
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