If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
and i looked up. we had an audience...
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
Randomize
