Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
CALL 911 HAND IS STUCK IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL. HELP
Do we still have any pizza left from last night?
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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