Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Dude, the girl next to me just farted. Worst part, it smells like astroglide
he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
You know its bad when you're praying for a hangover just so you aren't still drunk at work anymore.
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
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