I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
Whatcha textin bout Willis?
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
Just remember I’m your roommate with extremely questionable morals
Exactly, what could possibly go wrong
Randomize
