It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
tell me about the eggs
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
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