they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
Who are you, and why are you in my phone as Elf on the Shelf
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
The night went downhill somewhere between the time I was triple fisting smirnoff and when I was throwing up in the yard in nothing but my bra while he talk to me about mashed potatoes
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