Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
Roman Polanski is more welcome at my daughter's birthday party than you are at that bar
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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