I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Randomize
