Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
Haha, just learned changing others iPhone passcodes is fun while drunk but not fun the next morning.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
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