Ever have the mailman look at you like youre a chronic masterbator. I have.
i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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