I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
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