I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
We’re leaving where are you
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