Oh right she's pregnant - that's why all of her statuses have been uber depressing
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
Her roommate texted her and told her that her cat died. Now she's double-fisting bottles of wine while howling and wailing her dead cat's name. Not how I pictured this booty call.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
Just wanted to let you know it's 3am and, at this point, I believe your sister has more of my semen in her than I do. So suck on that, fuckface.
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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