he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
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