Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
I went to the bathroom like 8 times and each time I looked in the mirror and tried saying "I am sober." I burst out laughing when I got to "so-" every time. If you can't convince yourself, you can't convince anyone else. Fuck it, I'm going upstairs and drinking more.
You make your fellow Jews happy.
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
Today needs to die. The mail delivery guy watched me throw up in my yard while taking my chihuahua out in Christmas pajamas at noon. Low point in my life.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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