he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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