How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
I really hope you get sexually violated by a pterodactyl tonight.
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
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