I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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