No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
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