do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
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