that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
I sharted in my sleep... I didnt even think that was possible.
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
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