sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
I thought the fact that I took home a 42 year old with 3 kids would excuse my tardiness this morning because my boss is also 42 and has 3 kids. Boy was I wrong.
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
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