i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
Today's hangover is probably top 3 of all time. Just threw up in an envelope. I'm on the ferry and didn't want to get out to puke over the side because I thought I might fall in the river.
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
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