His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
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