Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
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