Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
new years resolution: more sex, less car punching, more chipotle.
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
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