her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
i think the title to my autobiography shall be, "a bottle of vodka and various pieces of meat"
and this is why you're my favorite gay friend.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
Randomize
