I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
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