none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
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