what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
he wrote me a grocery list while i was passed out. every other item was gin. it went on for 4 pages.
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
I just discovered my new vice. Cotton candy vodka. Its like a carnival in my mouth, puking of the tilt-a-whirl included.
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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