doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
Best news of the day: the hot chick at the funeral was NOT related to me... Thank god
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
We're the only two others left at work. My internal monologue is going: TAKE ME. TAKE ME NOWW. ON THE COUNTER. IN FRONT OF THE MANAGER. JUST TAKE MEEE
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
I would ride that face into the sunset
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
Randomize
