I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
Fuck you. Fuck this party. I just wanted to be pretty with a cute little tiara and boys sucking my tits, now i have a hangman game drawn on my face and jello shots in my hair.
I wanted to give you a great birthday party. You know I did.
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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