The guy in front of me in line at Starbucks looks kinda like Danica Patrick except he has a huge boner.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
Randomize
