He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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