I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
And you were like "stop making pop tarts, lil bowow" as you grabbed the pop tarts from your ex and consumed them. Teach me your ways.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
jump out the window naked night went bad
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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