I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
Omg just woke up. 6am. random apartment. broad daylight. bunch of ppl doin coke around me. Theres a bridge nearby. I think my dentist is down the block. Oof.
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
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