No period for spring break; use this wisely.
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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