So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
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This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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