Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
My mom's mothers day present consisted of a card, chocolate and the rose bush I threw up in as I was getting in last night. She loved it.
You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
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