Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
This can only be settled by a dance off.
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
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