i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
he kept telling me that god made these magical balloons called condoms
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
Just got hit on by a 50 year old Englishman who is now swapping drunken racing stories with my mom. Live Mariachi band in the background. How's that for a wake?
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
In other news, last night I told somebody they made eczema look so good they should call it sexzema.
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
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