i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
Walked home this morning with my contacts in a shot glass.
First class.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
This is the way my sobriety ends: Not with a bang, but with a whimper.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
How external is "for external use only"?
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
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