weddingsv make me drug and hornr
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
gave myself the "you're a really good girlfriend" talk on the way to where i intentionally cheated on him. i am my own drunken therapist.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
Meeting relatives from another state drenched in tequila and smelling of weed. I'm gonna kill you for soaking the only bra I brought in Jose Cuervo Gold.
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
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