Kareoke will never be a sober sport
i don't plan on having that self control this summer
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
I want to leave work and go home and eat Five Guys and masturbate
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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