I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
Randomize
