I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
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