how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
I'm your Election Erection Connection
I retroactively revoke all sex we've ever had.
It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
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