covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
I've been reduced to Capt. Morgan and Golden Girls reruns. Ugh.
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
You planned my entire going away party sitting in the bath tub cradling a bottle of Cuervo. You promised me fire jugglers. And a pinata.
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
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