he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
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