Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
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