pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
The whole time you were apparently enduring your pukescapades, I was singing very loudly in the car to Beyonce on my way to get a post-coitus Diet Coke.
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
Randomize
