Whod you bang
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
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