went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
so i was supposed to be to work at 8..but its 9:15 and im currently standing stoned in the middle of holiday...with a bag with three doughnuts, two redbulls, and a slim jim..
god i miss watching you do this...
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
Highlight of the night: paying my cell phone bill at the bar... I need to get laid.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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