i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
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